sour patch

usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.

by driver_im8 June 17, 2009

Sour patch

Someone who's wishy washy.

Your such a sour patch one second your hot and then cold

by Lilly Nice February 9, 2018

Sour Patch Momma

A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"

by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019

Sour Patch Kid

Someone that's first sour then sweet, just like the candy.

John: Gosh, Jenny is sucha Sour Patch Kid.

Sara: What do you mean?

John: She's a bitch but once you get to know her, she's a sweetheart.

by imasourpatchkidbiatch November 24, 2010

sour patch kids

The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."

by Shakes March 23, 2005

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 17, 2006

sour patch dudes

cheap ass version of sour patch kids dont be fooled they suk!!!

did you get memy sour patch kids
no i went to the dollar store but i found these sour patch dudes
<<<chew chew>>>
these fuking blow i hate you mom

by james July 21, 2004