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soupcan

a term for a large Bowel Movement. Usually associated with someone who has anal sex with a well endowed partner. This term is also related to people named Thom.
Thom will be right back. He had to drop a soupcan.
by Berkheiser April 9, 2005
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soupcan ambush

(noun)
With origins on college campuses, it’s a cash withdrawal system which allows the financially broke student to access fast money by way of placing, generally, 3 unopened soupcans into a pillowcase, finding an unsuspecting lender in a compromised and singular situation, braining them with the soupcan pillowcase, and then once they are dropped liberating them of any and all valuables and cash on their person.
Not only did Jordy invent the soupcan ambush—-he perfected it. I swear to be such a destructive fucker he could load up a few of my cans of soup into his pillowcase, slip off into the night, locate victim he deemed appropriate, drop them, and return back to the dorm in less than an hour with serious bank and the soupcans undamaged.
by Nikki Stixx August 19, 2022
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soupcan pyro

soupcan pyro is a pyro in a soupcan
that's basically it
man 1: I love soupcan pyro
man 2: me too
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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Soupcan Pyro

An edible pyro typically found in 2fort.
Demoman wanted to eat a soupcan pyro.
by The Tf2-er March 3, 2021
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Soupçon

pronounced "soop sòn" literally means "suspicion". From the french (can also mean suspicion)

tiny amount: a very small amount of something, used figuratively like hint
1. There's just a soupçon of garlic in the soup.

2. - Do you take milk and sugar in your tea?

- Just a soupçon of milk

3. I like your eyes, I see a soupçon of green in them.
by suspicion August 23, 2009
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Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.
‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.
by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022
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Souplantation

1) The shit; an orgasm to the mouth and a party in your tummy.

2) The best place you will ever eat at. One of the very few clean, healthy places that has all the salad, soup, pasta, bread, and desserts you could ever possibly dream of for under $10. AKA: heaven on earth. However, there a so much food present, that many people fill themselves up before devouring what they are truly craving. This is why it is necessary to follow a GP.

3) The restaurant that has a theme to every month. Themes vary from holidays to certain fruits.
1) Oh my god! We are going to Souplantation! I just jizzed in my pants.

2) Person 1: "Should I get bread for my phase 2 or pasta?"

Person 2: "Just go by your GP."

3) March is lemon month at Souplantation which is the best month of the year. Every year after it passes, I eagerly await the return of the lemon lava cake and the orzo soup.
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