A condition of uncontrolled (and often excessive) borborygmi and flatulence (similar in nature to "
Swamp Ass") that is often the result of eating too many hard boiled eggs and sitting in confined spaces to let it brew. A saphylitic individual is so careful as to not let the flatus
pass in mixed company that when the malodorous
gas is finally leaked (sometimes accompanied by a shart), it is of the most foul and despicable essence. A person afflicted with this disorder is usually one who would otherwise avoid being perceived as someone capable of such a revolting olfactory emanation, such as a pretty
girl or a well-groomed
gentleman. A carrier of saphylis is rarely to be trusted, as he/she uses his/her charm to immediately place blame on other "less savory" individuals, the pet, or a stink bomb.