Sonic Team

The most misnamed company in gaming history...Created the popular Sonic The Hedgehog franchise, made some of the best games ever during the Genesis era, and then proceeded to fuck it up beyond all recognition. The best Sonic games of recent years? No longer developed by Sonic Team.

Sonic Team developer: Furry culture is in right now! Lets give Sonic a human lover! That won't be disturbing in the least! Raises for everyone!

Sonic Team developer: Shadow the Hedgehog already can control time...WHO NEEDS THAT?! LETS GIVE HIM A GUN AND GENERIC RUBBER ALIENS TO FIGHT!!! Smart idea is smart...

Another stupid Sonic Team developer: Sonic games that allow you to play as Sonic? RIDICULOUS! Big the Cat and Charmy the Bee are clearly our best creations! Lets base over half the game on them!

Sonic Team *again*: Link has a sword....WELL CLEARLY A FUCKING HEDGEHOG NEEDS ONE TOO!!! IT MAKES SO MUCH CLEAR AND LOGICAL SENSE!!!

Sonic Team (as if you didn't already guess): Humm...Super Mario Sunshine has this Blue Coin collecting thing that everyone hates in an otherwise great and well developed game that simply prolongs the experience unnecessarily...LETS DO THE SAME THING WITH SUN AND MOON MEDALS ONLY TWICE AS MUCH OF THEM AND EVEN MORE POINTLESS BACKTRACKING!!! BRILLIANT...

Yet another stupid STD (that is their abbreviation): You know what's missing from the Sonic series? A WEREWOLF!!! THAT ISN'T A WEREWOLF!!! AND HAS STRETCHY ARMS AND A PURPLE MIDGET SIDEKICK!!!

Please restaff this entire division Sega...for the love of GOD.

Sonic Team by smc90 November 14, 2010

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Sonic Team

A group of greedy assholes who kill Sonic. See: Sonic Boom, Sonic Forces

Sonic Team has gone downhill ever since 2014, but Mania and the movie were good. Any true Sonic fan knows this.

Sonic Team by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022

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Team Sonic

A group in Sonic the Hedgehog, the members are Sonic the Hedgehog (Speed type), Miles Tails Prower (Flying type) and Knuckles the Echidna (Power type).

I love Team Sonic! I love Sonic, Tails and Knuckles, they are hot! I make them with muscle, they are strong and buff, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles have huge muscle.

Team Sonic by Tinsara December 25, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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