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Sonic Fanboy 

Emyr is such a fucking sonic fanboy
Sonic Fanboy by Tim and Tom December 3, 2018

Sonic fanboys 

Possibly the most pathetic fanboys. Like the Final Fantasy fandom, Sonic fandom is separated into two two halves: the Genesis fans and the Gamecube fans. Former Nintendo fanboys, The Gamecube Sonic fans draw pictures of Green Shadows and purple Amys and concept fan characters thinking that they can use them to make an official Game, anime, or comic about them without getting their asses sued. They have never touched a Genesis and were pulled into the franchise after playing SA1: battle. The other half is the whinier half filled with more furfaggotry and nostalgia goggles. Former SEGA fanboys and for the most part 2-D platforming fanboys, they play Sonic Genesis titles because the classics are teh best evar and treat Gamecube Sonic fans with mild disdain. They masturbate to Sally Acorn and dream about the franchise being revived into what made it popular in the first place....even though it will never happen. Both parties can be found on DeviantART, having dreams about the characters existing and bitching about the latest Sonic game. They are a depressed and pitiful ground these fanboys.
Me: Sonic sucks.

Sonic fanboys: WTF YOU STUPID ASHOLE SONIC DOES NOT FUKING SUCK AS A CHARACTER BUT YES AS A FRANSHISE . I HOPE U GET KILLED BY CHAOS CONTORL!!!

Me: You know, you're really not changing my opinion on the subject.

sonic fanboys 

people who hate sonic more than anything and will bitch abt every minor detail in a new game no matter how good it is and when you tell them how toxic they are they cry to any moderator around and they will ban you

they are also one of the bad people in the lgbtq community if you disagree with a ship that is very unlikely no matter how nice you say it you're automatically homophobic
sonic fanboys- sonic frontiers uses the same model as forces this game will be shit!
normal human- its literally a model you dumbass
sonic fanboys by hype manta October 12, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026