someday girl

A girl or woman you aren't pursuing or involved with now but can see yourself ending up with someday.

This person may be a friend, an ex with whom you've always thought you may eventually get back together, or both or neither. You may or may not believe or acknowledge that you're currently interested in the someday girl, but when you imagine your future you can see yourself with her.

Andy:
"Did loverboy tell you he likes Jules?"

Grayson:
"What? No. I just said SOMEDAY I could end up with a girl LIKE her."

Laurie:
"Jules is your someday girl?"

-- Cougar Town

someday girl by viceprecedent May 17, 2010

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someday girl

Almost everyone knows a girl who one day can look very hot, and the next day you cant even recognize them. They look like complete garbage...ladies do us all a favor and do yourself before you leave your...house, dorm, apt.

Jaysus! Katy is such a someday girl, its like a gamble with her, one day shes looking slammin, the next day she looks like she just got done working for waste management.

someday girl by megaron_10 October 7, 2009

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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