Man 1: That is ten feet long.
Man 2: No it's not, is only one foot long.
Man 1: IT'S TEN FEET LONG BECAUSE I SAY IT'S TEN FEET LONG.
Man 2: Yea, that's why the tape measure says "one foot".
Man 1: I DON'T CARE!!!
Man 2: Boy, that is definitely Suleckism.

Suleckism by Myselfman2000 July 27, 2006

Related Words

solecki • sleckit • solecism • solecita • solecito • soleki • soleki salad • Suleckism • Allie Sobecki • sole killer

solecism

A nonstandard usage or grammatical construction; also, a minor blunder in speech.

how else to describe "I am already loving you," her first declaration of feeling for me, now two years old?

solecism by dundundun December 9, 2004

solecita

the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. their love feels like sunshine, they dance through life gracefully and offer wisdom to many people. they are the sun in a person. not to mention every solecita has a great butt.

you are looking so solecita today!

solecita by spilled.millk December 6, 2021

solecito

my wife

solecito is my wife

solecito by solecito’s bf March 6, 2022

soleki

AN AMAZING PERSON, left handed or soleki zombie-

hey are you soleki?
yeah. i am soleki. (left hand.)

soleki by theyesmachiene May 20, 2021

sleckit

A person who is shifty looking

look at that sleckit junkie eying up my bag

sleckit by Kellymcewan86 July 4, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026