solar eclits 

The act of blacking out because several large black women have forced cunnilingus by sitting on your face.

"Dude did you see Larry get his face smothered by those sistahs?"

"Yeah, lucky bastard I've always wanted a solar eclits." cunnilingus sistas sistahs face rape

solar eclits by Clitcammander April 22, 2017

solar eclipse 

A Solar Eclipse happens when the moon comes directly in between the earth and the Sun.

I saw a solar eclipse.

solar eclipse by Pompom7 September 26, 2003

Solar-Eclipsing 

Solar-Eclipsing is when, one is intoxicated to the point where ones eyes look like they are Solar-Eclipsing.

Dude your eyes are Solar-Eclipsing like damn Man you are on a whole different level of high.

Solar-Eclipsing by PioT(Ally)(grumpy) June 1, 2019

full solar eclipse 

When a white guy plugs a black girls butt hole then pulls it out and finishes in her eyes temporarily blinding her.

Dan gave Yolanda a full solar eclipse.

full solar eclipse by MattC12 August 24, 2017

solar eclipse 

The solar eclipse is a multiple step process and is extremley difficult (Best done in a dark room).
1. Stretch your ball skin so it resembles the move the batwing
2. You put a flashlight behind the stretched skin. If done correctly there should be a white circle, the "sun".
3. Then take your other hand and slowly push one of your testicals across the circle of light.
4. Admire your great feat.

The difficulty is holding the skin tight while holding the flashlight in place while pushing the balla across.

Guy #1: Dude last night Nick pulled the Solar Eclipse on me when I went into my room.

Guy #2: Oh shit, Nick has skills. That move is fucking hard to pull off.

solar eclipse by That Mike Kid January 10, 2009

2017 Solar Eclipse

The first total solar eclipse to cross the continental United States coast to coast since 1918. A striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by NASA and "eclipse glasses" manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. Like other events that are blown out of proportion (I'm looking at you Dana White), money stands to be made by convincing people that they must see this. Hotel rooms in Hopkinsville, Kentucky for example are all but sold out in anticipation for the "event of totality" in which the sun will be completely blocked by the moon for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Problem is; if there is even light rain occurring that day, people who have traveled thousands of miles to see a "once in a lifetime" event (even though total eclipses happen multiple times per decade) will see nothing. There are thousands of other natural phenomenon that occur regularly such as volcanoes, The Door to Hell, aurora borealis, etc. that one has a guaranteed chance of seeing if they spend their money to get to them. Life will go on as usual after this eclipse, until a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ another event comes along that whips the general population into a frenzy.

Person 1: Brah, you driving to South Carolina to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse next week?
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.

2017 Solar Eclipse by HotPcktz July 27, 2017

solar eclipse 

Occurs when a special alignment of enormous, massive bodies line up in this particular order:
1. The Sun
2. Fat Joe
3. The Earth
Fat Joe's incredible girth casts a huge shadow over the Earth, plunging the entire hemisphere into total darkness. This phenomenon occurs most often around The Sizzler.

Fat Joe just got an endorsement contract from "Ban de Soleil" (It blocks the sun)

solar eclipse by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003