A complete loser. Usually a tall dark handsome man who is energetic and is ready to fail at anything. In most cases, shluus are attracted to goobs and make a silly, but sexually enticing pair.
How to make fun of your homie after his dick went soft before reaching an orgasm during sexual intercourse
Johnny: Bro I was balls deep in Victoria when I suddenly turned into a wet spaghetti noodle! I had to throw my shorts on and run home.
Carlos: HAHAHA YOU WENT OUU SCHLUU! OUUUU SCHLUUU! HAHAHA
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)