sohaloked 

The opposite of being "stoked". Very dejected and disappointed, usually in oneself. Induces a prolonged depression in rare occurrences. Feeling usually has to do with situations dealing with the opposite gender.

First bro - "Dude Jackie told me we should just be friends..."
Second bro - "Damn man she's hot, bet you're pretty sohaloked!"

Bro's mom - "Hey don't forget you're having your wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow morning at 6 am!"
Bro - "Dang it Mom you got me all sohaloked..."
Bro's mom - "Oh and your father got laid off today."
Bro - "Fuck my life."

sohaloked by BroeyPorter November 30, 2011

Shalomed 

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.

The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."

Shalomed by Cisco FamssscocThe CIsco May 29, 2018

stokaloked 

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.

1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"

stokaloked by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

Shalomed 

To leave abruptly, or without notice. Similar in use to 'dipped'.

"Hey have you seen Bode around anywhere?"
"Nah he fuckin Shalomed like an hour ago"

Shalomed by Rattus Cheffus July 12, 2021

Cell Shalked 

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

Cell Shalked by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015