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The opposite of being "stoked". Very dejected and disappointed, usually in oneself. Induces a prolonged depression in rare occurrences. Feeling usually has to do with situations dealing with the opposite gender.

First bro - "Dude Jackie told me we should just be friends..."
Second bro - "Damn man she's hot, bet you're pretty sohaloked!"

Bro's mom - "Hey don't forget you're having your wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow morning at 6 am!"
Bro - "Dang it Mom you got me all sohaloked..."
Bro's mom - "Oh and your father got laid off today."
Bro - "Fuck my life."

sohaloked by BroeyPorter November 30, 2011

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Shalomed

The action of someone, often of Jewish descent, stealing something worth greater than or equal to five US dollars.

The Mass Media: "The results are in... Donald Trump has won the presidential election! Let's have a word with democratic candidate Bernie Sanders."
Sanders: "My nose is feeling especially long today. I haven't seen the results yet, but I believe this means that I've been shalomed."

Shalomed by Cisco FamssscocThe CIsco May 29, 2018

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sohaloked • Shalomed • stokaloked • Cell Shalked

stokaloked

(stohk-a-lohked) - adjective: An expression of absolute excitement and enthusiasm for upcoming events. Usually used with emphasis on the final syllable to emphasize exactly how stoked the speaker is.

1. "I am stokaLOKED for the concert tomorrow; shit is gonna be dope."

2. "Dude, how stokaloked are you to shred the gnar tomorrow?"

stokaloked by Ladybacon October 16, 2009

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Shalomed

To leave abruptly, or without notice. Similar in use to 'dipped'.

"Hey have you seen Bode around anywhere?"
"Nah he fuckin Shalomed like an hour ago"

Shalomed by Rattus Cheffus July 12, 2021

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Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

Cell Shalked by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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