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Soggy Subway
A Soggy Subway is when you and the lads consensually gang bang a Subway employee/s after their shift. Then you, the lads, and the gang banged Subway employee/s go behind the Subway store and ejaculate on every peice of bread making the store a radioactive biohazard. A Soggy Subway also follows the same rules as a Soggy Biscuit, the last lad to nut in the subway employee/s must shit on their chest/s.
Subway employee: G-day lads, welcome to subway, what would you guys like?
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.
One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.
The lads: Do you guys have any Soggy Subways in stock?
Subway employee: Yeah we do, I do. Do you guys want Jerome and Abigail to join in?
The lads: Yes please.
Subway employee: Awsome, my shift ends in an hour. Meet us out the back.
The lads: Lit.
One of the lads: Mate that Soggy Subway was soo good the other night. We nutted on soo many bread loaves there is now a national shortage.
Soggy Subway by Harmony's Father May 8, 2023
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