Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

Soggy Martini by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

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Soggy Martini is where a group of guys jack off into a martini glass, the guy with biggest load wins, the guy with smallest load looses and gets the entire glass of cum poured on his head.

We were sitting around bored & decided to jack off. After some fluffing & some handjobs & blowjobs, Jack ended up with the smallest load...so he ended up with a soggy martini...the glass of cum got poured over his head.

soggy martini by Stewie696969 April 21, 2011

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SoggyMartin

Like soggy biscuit but you perform it on a person name Martin.

Friend: Yo Martin come over and me and the guys are gonna play SoggyMartin
Martin: Sure its kinda what im here for.
Friends(Plural): YIPEEEE

SoggyMartin by SoggyMartinWorldChamp March 11, 2024

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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