soggy hat
soggy hat by Kingcorrupt May 1, 2023
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Soggy Santa Hat
When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.
Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."
Person 1: "Oh not good!"
Soggy Santa Hat by Hey Jack December 12, 2014
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Soggy Santa Hat
When Christmas Eve comes and you and your lover have great hot sex and the male proceeds to finish in a santa hat that the lover wears at breakfast at Christmas morning
Soggy Santa Hat by Anal Tornado December 13, 2014
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)