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soft parts 

(1) The pliant, moist, intimate womanhood located between the thighs that begs for the tender caresses of an understanding hand, a wet tongue, or the bold insertion of a stiff cock.
(2) Genitals, female and male, generally.
(1) Jenny has such a crush on Adam; you can tell she wants him to caress her soft parts.
(2) Jenny and Adam rubbed each others' soft parts.
soft parts by DJ Spranks September 14, 2011
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soft pants 

Soft pants is an alternative term for sweat pants. It is especially apt for when the business of the day is concluded and you take off your hard pants to switch to soft pants. Soft and billowy, they are built for chilling and lounging. Often they are a hoodie-type fabric with an elasticized or drawstring waist-band.
"I'm just putting on my soft pants. What are you doing?"
Tawney | Rectify S01E04
soft pants by pathforger September 11, 2016
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
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eye bleach 

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