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Soft Machine 

A British fusion/progressive rock group named after the book of the same name. They were a central band in the Canterbury Scene of musicians. They started off as a psychedelic band, performing at the UFO club of Pink Floyd fame. Their best album is, without a doubt, Third, which is fusion in the style of Miles Davis's Bitches Brew. It's very trippy.

Some famous members were Robert Wyatt, Mike Ratledge, Hugh Hopper, Kevin Ayers, and Allan Holdsworth.
I was listening to Third by Soft Machine, and it was so awesome that everybody came over and had a good time.
Soft Machine by birchofacookie October 19, 2010
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soft machine 

and underhanded trading business;organized crime function
there's a soft machine running the south port, taking 3 percent of all cargo.
soft machine by nic jenkins September 26, 2003

Soft Machine 

A close-ranged stand in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 that attacks using it's sword, and attacks its target by deflating them. Zucchero is the stand user of Soft Machine.
ABBACHIO: Watch out, Soft Machine has attacked Narancia!
Soft Machine by johnbeanpotter September 30, 2022

Soft Serve Machine 

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.
"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

chocolate soft serve machine 

Sexual act where a woman jerks you off (the lever on a soft serve machine) while you release diarrhea from your star fish hole (anus)in her mouth. Jizzing as form of whipped cream optional.
She tugged on my lever while my chocolate soft serve machine dispensed into her mouth.

Michigan soft serve machine

When a male shits Into another males hand after he fucks said males asshole into preferred looseness. The man then shoves the shit into his own ass shits it into a ice cream cone and consumes it.
“He was a Michigan soft serve machine last night.”
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