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Soft Hoe Ass Goofy
- A nigga who has no potential of being real. A nigga who puts on for other niggas, A nigga who cannot control their emotions, nor control his soft nigga actions. A nigga who CANNOT live without attention. A nigga that usually stems from a lack of self-identity, self-esteem, and/or cajones(Balls). Hoe Niggas who talk big and act tough but can't even bench the bar. They use the act of bragging and or lying in conversations about things that one posesses to impress people, a person who usually has nothing but a wide imagination and a desire to fit into the "in crowd". A nigga who will never realize that Money can’t UnLame them. They consistently and continuously take Ls and Talk about people in they own circle & camp. These niggas were born with a pussy and will set you up to save themselves, Stay AWAY from these niggas.
:Aye bro, you seen how dog played the niggas that fed him?
: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.
: Bro.. everybody den peeped dog & on god, He a lil Soft Hoe Ass Goofy nigga,fr.
Soft Hoe Ass Goofy by luxelife3.0 November 22, 2020
Related Words
soft hoe • Soft Hoe Ass Goofy • soft • soft serve • soft boi • soft girl • soft cunt • soft launch • soft-on • soft spot
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