(n.) The art of sitting on a blessed couch, sofa, or other such furnitures, consuming copious amounts of alcohol, in an effort to magikally affect positive outcomes in sporting events viewed remotely via digital viewing apparatuses.
I used the powers of sofamancy on Sunday, and my fantasy team fucking banished Dave to the shawdow realm.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.