A deviant robot whose sole programming requires it to commit random acts of sodomy on human beings as well as small rodents and whale blow holes.
In Moby Dick, Ahab is actually a sodombot desguised as a sea captain. The reason the main character never reveals his real name is because he is embarassed by nightly encounters between him and the brutish sodombot Ahab in the ships crow's nest.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.