When a man strips naked, places a sock over his cock and balls and walks around in the presence of others. Usually performed at parties by intoxicated individuals for shock value and laughs. Individuals performing "Sock Man" frequently have their clothes stolen while in the act, or are forcefully removed from the party into the street.
Did you see Sock Man at the party last night? We stole his clothes, threw him out in the street and locked the door. We found him alseep in the alley this morning under a welcome mat.
by DarkRob2000 April 23, 2006
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A user on the app Tiktok and tumblr. Moderately famous, and plenty of moots. Goes by he/him and has green hair. He is an artist, and posts art on Tumblr.
by Axel69420hernandez November 29, 2022
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Get the man sock mug.one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.
(Bill) Did you see Sockman?
(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!
(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!
(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!
(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!
by Sockman January 15, 2009
Get the Sockman mug.Sockmando: when someone with a penis and testicles runs out of clean underwear, and in a fix that person simply slips a sock over all their junk, otherwise nothing else. Similar to "going commando" except with the addition of a sock.
Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."
Also known as, "Otherwise going commando but with one sock."
by J-BlueGreen June 20, 2023
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