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social awktard 

A person with less than acceptable social skills who communicates in a very awkward fashion. One whom lacks common sense in social situations and causes undue awkwardness.
Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
social awktard by Lula Brinkli August 25, 2013
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SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.
"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

Awkwardly Social 

Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!

This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...
You: You're sooooo socially awkward.

Me: Actually im awkwardly social...

You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?

Me:..... you know it

Awkwardly social 

When a person is so comfortable and social it becomes awkward to be around them.
Person A: “Dude, do you know that guy? They talk so much it’s weird.. Makes me uncomfortable just being around them.

Person B: “Oh yeah, that’s just Greg. He’s awkwardly social.

Person A: “What.”

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026