sober virgin

The term used for someone who has never had sex whilst not being sober or under the influence of drugs.

A:'So have you lost your virginity'
B:'I have had sex seven time but i am still a sober virgin'

sober virgin by Boz Fozter July 22, 2008

Sober virgin abstinent 

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.

I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.

Sober virgin abstinent by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024