Sober virgin abstinent

A human, who does not lie about not drinking alcohol, not consuming drugs, and doesn't fornicate with street trash and peasantry before marriage with commons street urchins.
I always assumed to gain a princess like Paige Bueckers, one had to commit to being a sober virgin abstinent.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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Being a Bob Bueckers

Using the welfare system, for food stamps, and pimping your stepdaughter to gangs, for escalades and high rise apartment photographs.
Paige, I hate to tell you this, but your being a Bob Bueckers right now.
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Belushi

Former child pedophile, and hippie hemp grower, faithful to paganism, and fornication with peasants and local farm animals.
If you plan to work in pornography, seek out the animal house in Eugene Oregon to become a belushi
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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UConn degree

Acceptable for human trafficking, incrimination, coaching basketball, the developmental league for identity theives. Completely useless in the real world
Try becoming an employee, having relationships with a UConn degree as a student advisor, training to be a snitch informant for the Italian mob.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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Boersma

A fake Dutch family, stole assets from the rhineharts and traffic women and drugs, thru coffee houses on the west coast for outlaw biker gangs.
They only way in Oregon to get ahead in life, is to work for the Mafia, and be a boersma
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Paige's

Of Royal Descent, the first stages, to becoming a Knight, by title, by rite. An assistant, a private investigator, and confidential informant. The most trusted of all the kings advisors, a consort and the one with whom the crown prince, would make his wife. The perfect compliment, and the knowledge of the universe, completed in the correct souls mates.
To be King, one must have the perfect, and correct Paige's.
by ApolloX*12 July 31, 2024
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Athelete

Fake representation of a warrior, narcissistic, hateful, and a waste of money and time. Arrogant and promotes prostitution and drug use.
Please don't turn out to be an athelete all about the money and the handbags
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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