Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted.
The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter
continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny
I forgot to laugh!"