Urban Dictionary: SNURD

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The art of sniffing Ladies bike seats in warm/hot weather.
Best performed on a tandam with the Lady at the front whilst going uphill.

Are we going out snurding today love?
The weathermen say it's going to be cracking the flags!

Sep 9 Word of the Day

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

a snotty kid that acts like a real turd.

If that little snurd was my kid, I would kick his ass!

by maverickdallas June 25, 2010

A fusion of snow and dog waste (turd) often seen during a thaw.

*Mark Saunders Definition*

Mark: "Why's that snowball brown?"
Izzy: "Must've been a snurd"

by Izzyyy :) February 03, 2009

when someone shits in the bath and pokes it down the plughole with his big toe

coombesy is a snerd

by rob coombes October 07, 2003

To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.

"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."

".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"

by InspectorSlap June 05, 2015