snurdburgle

snurdburgle(adjective verb): to be covered in slimy or generally putrid liquid and enter someone's dwelling and make tender love to them before they are aware of the aforementioned actions taking place. This is not a form of rape, people like this.

I just fell in the Slough, now is my chance to snurdburgle my girlfriend, damn it'll be good!

snurdburgle by mike berdan October 16, 2006

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Surdburgler

One who burgles irrational numbers that are typically expressed using a √ symbol.

Rue: Yo, that shit ain't right biatch!
Tim: Fo Sizzle Surdburgler!

Surdburgler by Stixdawg January 14, 2009

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snurdburgle • smurdburgler • Surdburgler • snurkburkle

smurdburgler

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

smurdburgler by Carder March 4, 2007

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snurkburkle

its when a girl sucks a dudes dick and when hes about to cum the girl bites off the head of the dick

sucking dick untill he's about to cum then biteing off the head of the dick thus giving someone a snurkburkle

snurkburkle by 7575jojojo November 14, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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