snugwadding

PRONUNCIA ; sn-ugh-wah-ding
ADJ: The act of using a hand to wipe anal sweat away after a hard exertion.

NOUN: Snugwad; a person who is so retard it comes to a point of annoyance, feels as if something in the anal crack that you cannot have to satisfaction of wiping away.

Adj. “ugh. That glutine free Oreo has my stomach in shambles. And on top of that anal last night I just had to get a good snugwadding in.”
N. “Richard is such a snugwad”