snuffle fluff

the polite way to call someone fat, usually used for people bigger than you who will totally beat the living shit out of you.

kid: hey do you think pauls a tad snuffle fluffy?

kid39: yea.

kid: yea

snuffle fluff by FINLANDIZTHEBOMB March 18, 2009

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snufflepluffer

a snufflepluffer is a crappy insult meaning that you have been a brat, jerk, or other not nice words. also this is a word for people that like to make people confused/mad/any thing else.

that snufflepluffer took my fruit snacks!

snufflepluffer by the pink-haired pan January 14, 2020

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Snuffleluffagus

A woolly mammoth from the kid's show, Sesame Street.

Snuffleluffagus sure is funny!

Snuffleluffagus by hotbucketoffarts September 2, 2020

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Shufflefluffle

To wiggle a large animal

Timmy went over to a wild bear a shufflefluffled it

Shufflefluffle by Jorgay July 25, 2017

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Snufflelufflegus

And and expression to use when you have to blow your nose and or snot.

Do you have a tissue for my snufflelufflegus

Snufflelufflegus by The Katacado May 18, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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