snowman sex

A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.

Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.

snowman sex by Well, shit. December 23, 2017

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snowman sex

during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"

man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.

snowman sex by Andrew Mac-Daddy July 27, 2009

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snowman sex

When you or another covers themselves in snow and get missionary from another person wearing a top hat scarf and carrot in their mouth.

Aunt Carol let’s experiment with snowman sex tonight.

snowman sex by ChaseA January 7, 2026

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Snowmansexual

A person who gets turned on and receives sexual pleasure from touching a snowman.

"Romeo touch the snowman and realized, he was a Snowmansexual."

Snowmansexual by Abaybeach January 20, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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