snowman sex

A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.

Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.

snowman sex by Well, shit. December 23, 2017

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snowman sex

during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"

man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.

snowman sex by Andrew Mac-Daddy July 27, 2009

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snowman sex

When you or another covers themselves in snow and get missionary from another person wearing a top hat scarf and carrot in their mouth.

Aunt Carol let’s experiment with snowman sex tonight.

snowman sex by ChaseA January 7, 2026

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Snowmansexual

A person who gets turned on and receives sexual pleasure from touching a snowman.

"Romeo touch the snowman and realized, he was a Snowmansexual."

Snowmansexual by Abaybeach January 20, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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