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snowman sex 

A dare/punishment where you must have sex with a snowman, naked. The action may go on for 20-30 minutes.
Jack was playing beer pong at his friend’s house during a snowstorm. Dan, his opponent finished before him. The punishment was snowman sex. Jack stripped down naked, put his clothes on the kitchen table and went outside. The guys locked the door behind Jack so he couldn’t escape. There was a ready-made snowman outside, so he started shallow fucking it. The cold crept up his dick, making it hard. He stuck his entire cock inside the snowman and kept fucking. The guys were taping the whole thing. He then stuck his dick inside the snowman’s mouth and kept fucking. The cold was unbearable. He orgasmed and cummed inside the snowman and kept fucking it for another good twenty minutes. His balls hit the snowman’s hard ass repeatedly. After, his balls were frozen and his dick hard. His entire body was freezing.
snowman sex by Well, shit. December 23, 2017
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snowman sex 

during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"
man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.
snowman sex by Andrew Mac-Daddy July 27, 2009

snowman sex

When you or another covers themselves in snow and get missionary from another person wearing a top hat scarf and carrot in their mouth.
Aunt Carol let’s experiment with snowman sex tonight.
snowman sex by ChaseA January 7, 2026

Snowmansexual 

A person who gets turned on and receives sexual pleasure from touching a snowman.
"Romeo touch the snowman and realized, he was a Snowmansexual."
Snowmansexual by Abaybeach January 20, 2021
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