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UK: Semi liquid detrious found in the nasal cavity of humans and other mammals often younger ones.
Mrs Snoddgrass realised that placing Johny at the back of the class was not going to work out either when she noticed him casually picking snotters from his nose and flicking them at the back of his classmates heads.
Snotter by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
When you are stuck deep in the hole
I'm going to take you so deep in the snotter even a blind 10 won't save you.
Snotter by Capt Price April 1, 2021

Snotter Chip 

1. A chip or french fry contaminated with human nasal mucus.

2 A label for the person who consumes a snotter chip.
“That dude is a snotter chip” “He eats snotter chips”
Snotter Chip by Honeychilli August 4, 2022

Old Snotter

Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.

The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.
"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."
Old Snotter by Raggle Frock January 27, 2013

harry snotter 

When you have a runny nose and use your snot and fingers to play with a females clitoris without her knowledge, then placing your fingers in said females mouth to re-lube for more clitoris diddling action. This is all done AFTER using your tongue, never use if you plan to keep using your tongue. Sex afterwards is mandatory though.
So I gave this bitch a Harry Snotter last night and she told me how much she loooooves the taste of her own juices.

Black snotter 

A person who has recently moved to London, England, and who finds that their snot, previously a green colour, is now black, due to the excessive pollution in the aforementioned city.
I got off with this really fit girl last night, but it turns out she was a black snotter, so her idea of a classy second date was Chiquito's in Leicester Square FFS. I'm sticking to Peckham pussy from now on.
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