snots plox

to poliety ask someone to rub your nots on your back.

"babe can you snots plox?"
or "SNOTS PLOX!!!!"

by shelby and peter lopez January 29, 2009

snotsplosion

An explosive sneeze (or, occasionally, a vigorous nose-blow) that projects a large payload of wet mucus ("snot") directly into and onto everything in the immediate vicinity of the deliverer. Ordinary tissues are insufficient to contain its volume when expelled with its characteristic great force.

"Holy Mackerel, Mudhead! That wasn't a sneeze! That was a-- a SNOTSPLOSION! Just look at this mess!"

by malbuff January 7, 2021