snot slingin' drunk 

So drunk that that one has snot hanging from the nasal cavity. Commonly, the drunk subject has no awareness of their mucus situation.

There is no way Joe is meeting us for brunch.. he was totally snot slingin' drunk last night.

snot slingin' drunk by nirva February 28, 2007

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk 

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009