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snortease 

When a woman snorts and expects you to be attracted to it.
Woman: *snorts*
Man: Ooooooh yeah ;)
Woman: You can't have this.
Man: You snortease!
snortease by BuyMeABeer September 11, 2011
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snorgtease 

When you're reading urban dictionary or a webcomic or whatever and you see a really hot chic on the side of the page and you think to yourself, "Damnit she's hot!".
Dan was trying to lookup the meaning of rag, but he got snorgteased so hard that it was all over from there.
snorgtease by Mr. Three AM March 4, 2011

Snortaseal 

When you laugh so much you snort then you laugh more coz you snort making you snort again then the hands start clapping coz you snorted n laughed and laughed and snorted and you look like a seal clapping
That joke was so funny I ended up going the Snortaseal
Snortaseal by nednugent May 10, 2016

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026