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Acronym for: Sweet Nectar of Jesus. Used in describing an attractive female. Specifically, a female that Jesus has put on this earth as a blessing to the male species. Nothing better than seeing a sweet nectar of life at your local bar. Also used as a code word when in the presence of other females. Sometimes requiring an adjective before it to identify the female.
"Dude, don't look now but there is a snoj walking in the door."

"Yo, there's an olive snoj staring at us, let's slide on over and introduce ourselves."

"Check out that colony of snojs at the booth in the corner."

"DUDE, ULTIMATE SNOJ JUST WINKED AT ME!"
snoj by Abs Made Of Steel October 20, 2016
Words you can keep
Nickname for fag/poser/pussy
"Wow, why are you being such a Snoj?"
snoj by Lickmyballs4206969 October 24, 2017
Related Words
Word mean you are completely drunk, fucked wankerd..
oh my god i was so snojip last night,
Snojip by Bobleejames May 29, 2011
meaning you are completely drunk!
man that girl was completely snojip lastnight

want to get snojip today?
snojip by harrysmithboy May 30, 2011
if you are snojip you are very very drunk!
Paige: oi you, are you getting snojip?
Emma: oi you, yes i fucking am!!!
Snojip by snojsploge May 30, 2011
Put simply a Snojito is a Mojito, replacing the crushed ice with freshly fallen snow.
There's a fine accumulation of soft fresh snow outside.....

Snojito Time!!! Fetch the rum!
Snojito by TheWatchers December 25, 2010
snojoe by Bnonn April 11, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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