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Acronym for: Sweet Nectar of Jesus. Used in describing an attractive female. Specifically, a female that Jesus has put on this earth as a blessing to the male species. Nothing better than seeing a sweet nectar of life at your local bar. Also used as a code word when in the presence of other females. Sometimes requiring an adjective before it to identify the female.
"Dude, don't look now but there is a snoj walking in the door."

"Yo, there's an olive snoj staring at us, let's slide on over and introduce ourselves."

"Check out that colony of snojs at the booth in the corner."

"DUDE, ULTIMATE SNOJ JUST WINKED AT ME!"
snoj by Abs Made Of Steel October 20, 2016
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"Wow, why are you being such a Snoj?"
snoj by Lickmyballs4206969 October 24, 2017
Related Words
Snojip • snoj • snojoe • Snojito • snojo • Šnojóó • sno-job
Word mean you are completely drunk, fucked wankerd..
oh my god i was so snojip last night,
Snojip by Bobleejames May 29, 2011
meaning you are completely drunk!
man that girl was completely snojip lastnight

want to get snojip today?
snojip by harrysmithboy May 30, 2011
if you are snojip you are very very drunk!
Paige: oi you, are you getting snojip?
Emma: oi you, yes i fucking am!!!
Snojip by snojsploge May 30, 2011
Put simply a Snojito is a Mojito, replacing the crushed ice with freshly fallen snow.
There's a fine accumulation of soft fresh snow outside.....

Snojito Time!!! Fetch the rum!
Snojito by TheWatchers December 25, 2010
snojoe by Bnonn April 11, 2004
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