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snatch bagget

It's what you call your wife out loud instead of calling her a "bitch" or a "cunt"

Used to avoid the aftermath of calling her either a "bitch" or a "cunt"

The sounds of these words provide the same emotional satisfaction for the user without without the fallout vomiting out of that snatch bagget's mouth.

Used towards someone you love although they may not be perfect all the time.
Can you please for the love of god eat a cheese burger. Your constant drinking of kale, cucumber, ginger, apple garlic parsly smoothies are making you act like a total snatch bagget. They also make you fart.
snatch bagget by emobear666 November 2, 2015

badger snatch 

During homosexual male intercourse; While one man is thrusting on another from behind, the "giver" reaches around and rips out as much pubic hair as he can from his partner. This act is usually performed in prisons as a sign of domination.

Be careful in using this phrase in polite society, it will often make your audience vomit.
Dog why you gotta badger snatch me like that, my dick region is gonna be sore for days now.
badger snatch by ssafdsasdf August 4, 2007