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snatch twat 

n. 1) a seemingly addictive wording for someone who possesses the qualities of being both a bitch and a cunt while not being as offensive to the female gender
2) slang for vagina

adj. something lacking in desirable qualities, particularly masculinity

v. 1) can be used as a greeting similar to "what's up", particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
2) expression of general excitement, particularly when preceded by "sniggety"
n. 1)"My friend said Blue Man Group is the best show in Vegas."
"Really? What a fuckin' snatch twat!"
2)"I'd love to tap her sweet snatch twat!"

adj. "Hey, get me one of those snatch twat beers."

v. 1)"Sniggety snatch twat!"
"Ha ha ha, what's up man."
2)"I just found out I'm getting a raise!"
"Sniggety sniggety snatch twat!"
snatch twat by GDub20 May 14, 2007
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Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.
I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.
Twat swatch by CupcakePower January 28, 2019

twatter snatch 

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

SNATCHATWAT 

A licked twat with bite.
Snatchatwat: When you lick a twat and it snatches you back.
SNATCHATWAT by cornchu April 8, 2017

SNATCHATWAT SHOT 

Bartender I need a snatchatwat shot. 1- shot jamison ( for bite)

1/2- shot Irish cream ( for creaminess)
1/2- shot vanilla vodka ( for after taste)
SNATCHATWAT SHOT by cornchu June 2, 2017

snatchtwat 

the female component of the qualifying male term 'douchebag.'

rather than mirroring the literal definition of the term douchebag, the term is meant to reflect the often implied meanings of both words

a girl who has had more dicks in her than a urinal at heathrow airport
That girl never shuts up about all the football players she's nailed; what a snatchtwat.
snatchtwat by FlashCunt July 22, 2009
A large, manly women, having mass amounts of pubic hair. Resembles a Sasquatch.
Man, that's a dude in a bikini!
Wait, no it's not, that's a freaking satchtwat!
Satchtwat by Peter Fondaler February 6, 2018
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