John: "Dude, leave me alone or i'm gonna slapberry you."
Dude: "What the hell is slapberry? Bring it on."
(John slapberries Dude)
Dude: "Fuck, didn't see that coming."
what a kid who just ate a bag of weed and mushrooms says in the most random moment while sitting in the back of the police car and licking the glass separating the back seats from the front