snappy crab trap Share definition Flag When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum. snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the snappy crab trap mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch