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Snailin' 

When your in your car and some stupid fucking geriatric puss nugget is going 5 MPH, in front of you, when the speed limit is 40 and you are stuck behind him honking your horn thinking about how you have a fucking life and thinking this guy should die already and get out of your fucking way.
"Hey you old fucking wrinkle dick shitbag, why you snailin' on me??? Get the fuck out of my way bitch."
Snailin' by L1qu1d S1lenc3r April 19, 2010

snailin' it 

To do something slowly, methodically, but doing it with tremendous success! As if to "nail it" slowly like a 🐌
Wow! You're snailin' it!
snailin' it by 🐌dude April 18, 2017

straight snailin 

When you're just chillin and you are wet as fuck or suddenly cum in your pants. More or less a salivating vagina.
"I got that bitch last night so wet man. She was straight snailin."
straight snailin by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.
"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.
That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.
sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003

Sky Sailing

Sky Sailing is Adam Young's OLD Pre-Owl City project. It consists of mainly laid-back and acoustic songs. It has recently been released to the public. Any Adam Young / Owl City fans should check this out!
Sky Sailing uses NO AUTO-TUNE! It doesn't sound like Owl City. It's much more beautiful.

Me: Oh, I love Adam Young's project, Sky Sailing. Its so relaxing.

Friend: Oh, I prefer his project, Owl City. The auto-tune makes him sound nice.

Friend 2: I think he sounds PERFECT either way!
Sky Sailing by Smile4Music June 21, 2011