snackspectations 

A strong belief that you will find a good snack.

I couldn't find anything good in the fridge so I had to lower my snackspectations.

snackspectations by KaylaWasTaken July 19, 2023

suckspectations 

The projected suckage of an event or outcome.

Our company has met our suckspectations of only losing $4 million this quarter.

suckspectations by Gimpy April 20, 2005