A Smutbadger is a person who lurks around public places for anything that could possibly be dirty, including skimpy outfits, attractivepeople, or even dirty phrases.
A man who frequents restaurant bars with a t-shirt that has the word "slutbanger" on it. This man can and will bang any slut that makes eye contact with him. His hands, while delicate enough to roll a perfect pie at his mon-fri job at pizza hut, can be deadly enough to "wipe the floor with you." His 6'2 220 lb frame is a force to be reckoned with.
Jim: don't bring your girl to the bar tonight bob, slutbanger is going to be there.
bob: who?
jim: some dude that will choke-slam you through a table, then have sex with your girl on top of your lifeless body.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.