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smurf village 

after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.
hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?
smurf village by ad s June 20, 2014
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smurf village 

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.
smurf village by D33PAK DALIA April 6, 2020

Smurf village 

Another word for uncircumcised penis
Look everybody Connor has a Smurf Village
Smurf village by Big jucy cack August 5, 2020
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