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Dean was smotting while talking, as a result Heather and Adam became very frustrated and hit him several times.
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Combination of Scottsdale+Prostitute. While not literally meaning a "Scottsdale Prostitute," this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of Scottsdale, Arizona who will whore around with any men who can provide for them materially.
Check out that chick's fake tits, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake Louis Vuitton bag...she's a total Scottstitute. No way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100K a year.
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by DMAZ June 21, 2007
Get the snottsdale mug.a small town in the south suburbs of Rochester NY. not characterized as an Italian or rich town like the rest of Rochester's suburbs. residents have a weird sense of humor.
by trexler December 14, 2008
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That's how Scottsmith rolls in his pirate ship.
by Ladds November 3, 2008
Get the Scottsmith mug.The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked
Q: Is the sky blue?
A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....
Dude, that's a Scottsplanation
A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....
Dude, that's a Scottsplanation
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