Smooth gooch

To rub an erect penis against a gooch in order to smooth that gooch.

Blaine smooth gooched Liza until her gooch was as soft as gooch leather.

by ticklemypickle31 May 18, 2011

smooth gooch

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.

After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.

by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

Smooth Gooch

(verb) to rub an erect penis along the skin of a male or female gooch/taint in order to smooth it or to gain pleasure.

I couldn't handle Liza's taint hair so i smooth gooched it all away.

by wickboi5117 May 21, 2011

Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.

You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!

by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010

gooch smooch

(verb) To cleanse the area between a man's genitals and the anus using one's orifice, usually after sexual intercourse.

After making love, the woman gave the man a courtesy gooch smooch.

by Gyron September 22, 2011

Gooch Smooch

The act of two males scissoring one another.

Jerry and Gary after falling madly in love, decided to gooch smooch to express their feelings.

by Yorreli April 1, 2017

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023