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smooth faced bitch

A male without a beard. A clean shaven bitch boy; a smooth faced pescatarian altar boy; a boy-scout.
John looks like a smooth faced bitch ever since he shaved his beard.

smooch face 

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!
Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.
smooch face by VSmooch February 5, 2018

The Smoosh Face 

The act of tucking your chin towards your chest, as to create as many chins as possible, while grinning as big as you can. Your eyes preferrably half open... Used to express emotions non-verbally after someone compliments you.
Andrew- "Wow Chris great job making dinner, man"
Chris- *The Smoosh Face*