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semen, cum that is created while on a boat

named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen
I hit the bith in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay

Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.

by The A Team of the Food Bank February 25, 2006
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Much of these definitions may be true but one version of the word Smoot originated from a silly deviation from the word 'SMUT' which is created by replacing the 'U' with a double 'O' for use in chatrooms where the word 'smut' or 'porn' is not appropriate.
"It's pretty hard to surf the web when your bandwidth is being used for downloading smoot torrents."

"My hard drive is getting pretty full, so I guess I better burn some of these smoot videos to DVD lol!"

by Alfoo December 15, 2007
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n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 12, 2006
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semen, cum that is created while on a boat

named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen

I hit the bitch in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay

Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.
by The A Team of the Food Bank April 16, 2006
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Smoots

another word for smooches when writing in chat
it's usually written $m00tz
the $ is for the worth of spending time smooting
extra $$$$$$$ b4 teh m00tz means more luv
k3wl anythingz possible

-ttyl8tr smoots<3<3<3

or
-ttyl8tr $$$$m00tz<3<3<3
by $m00x0r June 11, 2010
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noun: the residue left in the toilet after a person takes a dookie.
"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"

"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.
by H-tine Ridah February 03, 2010
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When someone does or says something peculiarly strange.
Atlas: β€œWord up G, dem blokes cranking?”
Nick: β€œThat boy Atlas, he’s a real smoot.”
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