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smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016
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smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.
Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.
by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016
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