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bat smoker 

To bat smoke: A derogatory term for a homosexual see batty, especially fond of performing fellatio. Precognition of the bat smokee is not a limiting proviso - often a merely a footnote in a wholly more scathing tirade.
May you die roaring, while your wife screams the name of another man you goddamned, shit for brains, BAT SMOKING motherfucker!

Check them BAT SMOKERS oVer there, they're holding hands. BAT SMOKING faggots.
bat smoker by beezoh February 18, 2005

Smokerbate 

When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.
"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."
Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010
Where are my smokesat?
Smokesat by Ashleyyyyyyy March 25, 2007

batty smoker 

someone who cant handle a joint
batty smoker by Anonymous October 8, 2003
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026