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Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
Smoke 'n Stroke by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007

Smoke 'n Stroke

Smoking marijuana with your girlfriend or boyfriend and then having sex right after.
My girlfriend and I smoke 'n stroked last night, its so much better when you're both toked up
Smoke 'n Stroke by archee_bandana January 16, 2011

the Smoke 'n Stroke 

A term used to refer to the adult bookstores that also sell marijuana smoking accessories. Other terms include the Pipe 'n Porn and the Puff 'n Muff.
I ran out of screens for my pipe last night so I made a stop at the Smoke 'n Stroke.
the Smoke 'n Stroke by sammich_ September 28, 2006

Smoke 'n Stroke

smoking up before and/or while playin a round of golf.
akc you extremely ridiculously amazingly sexy bitch, lets pull a smoke 'n stroke at the country club today
Smoke 'n Stroke by CG '06 February 25, 2006

smoke'n'sTroke 

the act of smoking meth while masturbating. the capitalization of the letter 'T' is specifically indicative to the use of meth (or 'T'& also 'tina') being referenced to the reader by the author, as a form of "if you know, you know" code talk
"always down to smoke'n'sTroke!
smoke'n'sTroke by Anxious McQueen December 18, 2022

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.
"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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