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smiotch

A term used to describe a pinch of smokeless tobacco. A Smiotch it the largest size pinch you can take.
Im gonna throw in a smiotch.
by Captain Morgan.. January 4, 2006
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Smitch

Not too many, not a lot

Opposite of bare
There are smitch girls in this party :(
by Original-Goose October 8, 2019
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One Eyed Smootcher

Male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
It was quite evident Big John was a One Eyed Smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with Sarah, the most popular girl in school.
by Sacramento Solon December 19, 2016
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smitchy

More than a snitch = a smitch. Excessive snitching, or threats to snitch would make one smitchy...
Smitch: Dude you're watching a baseball game when you're supposed to writing a proposal for Cysco.

Dude: Lighten up man, it's the Braves, they're going all they way..

Smitch: I'm reporting you to the GM....that is not work related, and I feel cheated.

Dude: Quit being smitchy...
by Polar Extreme May 13, 2010
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smitch

one: "yo, can you lend me one thousand dollars?" two: "hm.. Iono mane, ill smitch on it"
by brckhmptnsux January 15, 2021
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The Smitch

The Toronto Raptors head coach, currently from 2004-2008. Often ridiculed by fans because of his mediocre coaching style and lack of ability to draw up plays. His reasons for winning consist of "we hit our shats" and his excuse for losing "we didn't hit our shats."

He miraculously pulled a 2007 coach of the year out of his ass.

The term "Smitch" was popularized by a comic made by a fan and spread over the internet.
You gotta dominate like Smitch, you gotta groove like Smitch, get your soul on like the Smitch!
by Chris337 December 16, 2008
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Smootch

1. A kiss.

Typically a light-hearted or even platonic kiss -- but can refer to any type of kiss.

2. A favorite term for dirty old friend-of-the-family "uncles" or "aunts" to use when drunk at gatherings.
1. After their date Sally gave Joe a smootch on the cheek and they parted ways for the evening.

2. "Hhhey shweety, hhow 'bout a lil smootch for old Uncle Arnie, eh?"
by liveMike December 14, 2009
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