james aikin

a ginger person from nottingham united kingdom who has an attraction towards young children and babies, he aspires to be part of the working class while he is serving his parole as ordered by crown court

Holy shit it’s that uber gay paedo rapist james aikin

by echo419monty69 July 02, 2023

The Time Traveler

The act of smashing a clock with a hammer and forcing the jagged debris into a small sock and covering it it lubricant and then violently fitting it in somones anus only to remove it after 48 hours

Mr Morris hit me with The Time Traveler in the tesco's toilet and my anus is very saw

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

DJ iDle M3rCy

Co founder of Smeeton FM

I saw DJ iDle M3rCy at a squat party in a caravan in Blackpool last week

by echo419monty69 July 20, 2024

Drunken Builder

The act of driving through a red light at high speed while simultaneously throwing a brick or hammer into or at the window of the stopped cars

Holy shit ive just performed the classic Drunken Builder

by echo419monty69 July 25, 2022

Smeeton FM

Pirate garage radio station hosted by MC B8_spilz and DJ iDle M3rCy playing UK garage, jungle, Old Skool Drum n Bass, and classic gabber mixes

I tuned in to Smeeton FM last thursday and now my 16 year old son has to stay in supported living under constant observation for the saftey of him and those around him

by echo419monty69 July 20, 2024